Gas is
Gas is a liquid not a gas so why do we call it gas?
infomercials
infomercials are like hookers.... you want to get it so badly but there is something in the back of your head saying its a peice of worn out cheap shit.
I hide my bowl…
Up the ass of my teddy bear. Stoner innovation my friends.
Hey Kids……….How Do You Like Your Lighter?””
My Preference: Green, Bic, Stickers removed, Child Safety removed, Worn in.
So I looked left today…
...and my left hand startled me.
Hey that hous- !!WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY LE- oh its my hand.""
This bowl is for the nerds
That remembered today is PI DAY! Time to toke it up!
I smoke
weed all day every day, i dont give a fuck!
Phone numbers.
I keep some peoples phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.
I hope this applies to our government.
Castles made of sand melt into the sea eventually." - Jimi Hendrix"
All the fine girls on highDEAS
Anyone else get the feeling some of them are guys pretending to be girls?
I Smoke Weed
because it makes me see the glass half full instead of half empty
I feel so dumb
You know how when your high you always stand up and something falls off of your lap.. I just did that with my laptop
gods creatures
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
Dont be stingy…
Smoke a brotha up.
did you ever…
go to google to look something up, and then forget you are all ready on google, and google google" by accident"